Saturday, March 19, 2011

Dear Disney World...

Dear Disney World,

Hey!  Its me...Ashley!  I am writing this letter today to offer my services on one of your Let the Memories Begin campaign commercials.  Now here's the deal, I know I am not a cutie little five year old girl but hey, I'm a kid at heart.  And so I think that it is only fitting that you hear me out with the top 10 reasons I would encourage families to Let the Memories Begin.  So here it goes...

10.  This girl cries each time we pull up to our resort and when I see the castle for the first time and when I watch Wishes and when I watch Finding Nemo the musical...and... it would be so much easier to say that the tears of joy would be as authentic as possible.  In fact, tears of joy are my specialty.  If I was a country they would be my number one industry.  I am sentimental.  Legit. 

9.    I can pull off "princess" extremely well.  Have you seen my princess hands?  They will rock your world.  Plus I am pretty sure this commercial would feature me in an adult sized Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique makeover.  Tiara and all. It would be special. ;D

8.    I am chock full of catch phrases.  I am the Lightning McQueen of DW..."ca cha" who?  I mean imagine with me if you will, (we are imagining now that is why I am using italics by the way)  I am getting out of the car as I am told from someone out of the frame that we are actually going to Disney World. "Shut your mouth!" "I am freaking right out."  "Suh-eriously, are you even kidding me?"  Yeah, I would be saying all of those things.  And we would make our way over to the parks.  There would be a great shot of me freaking right out as I met Mickey Mouse (princess outfit and all).  All I am saying is that it would be an authentic response...no matter how many takes we had to do to get the filming just right.

7.   All I have to say is that the combination of the ukulele music (is that a ukulele?  maybe not but it sounds sorta like one?), Susan Sarandon as narrator , and me would be advertisement gold.  Or at least comedic gold. :D.

6.  I really do stinkin' love Disney World.  I think my love for all things Disney would shine right through the television screen.

5.  I can hug, smile, giggle with glee, and be excited like nobody's business.

4.  Because I love those commercials after all.  I seriously get goosebumps when I watch them!

3.  I haven't lost my sense of childlike wonder.  It is still there!  My eyes and smiles would catch all the magic! 

2.  I can be a total ham.  Shocker.

1.  I work well with all sorts of characters.  Pooh, Tigger, Belle, (even...gasp...villians).  It would be magnificent!

So there you have it Disney Parks.  I am  totally open to a full day of filming...seriously...you say the day and I am there.  It would be hard work but, someone has to do it.  Why not me.  :D

Love always,
...I mean, Ashley

p.s.-what if someone from Disney World for serious read this and it happened I would probably freak right out for real.  Hey, a girl can dream!  Right?  Well, if you are going to dream why not do it at the place where Dreams Come True!

oh and p.s.s.- Until my commercial comes out, enjoy these fabulous families as they Let the Memories Begin!  These videos are from Disney Park's Youtube page!









Princess

1 comment:

  1. After reading this, I feel like we may be long lost twins...it describes me just perfectly! When I saw Lion King 3D in theaters, I cried with excitement before it started, just from the shot of the fireworks over the castle. Sigh. Disney = love.

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